Baby Got Beverage

I saw this today after lunch, and it sounded vaguely familiar. Almost as if this soda was created just for a certain someone in particular, but I couldn't put my finger on it.

 

And then it hit me. Who's the man who enjoys his sodas real thick 'n juicy? Who's the man who was born to be beggin' for a piece of that bubble? Why, none other than Sir Mix-a-lot, of course!

His anaconda 

DON'T

WANT

NONE

unless you 

GOT

..high fructose corn syrup

...HUN!

I'm not entirely sure why he's not the official spokesperson of Bubble Up, what with the ass-shaped logo and name itself, but the brand could only profit from such a mutually beneficial partnership. Sir Mix-a-lot has even had a motto at the ready since 1992:

UGH, Bubble-up!

UGH!
UGH!